Linnocent refuses to be indoctrinated by the Church of Scientology

These are some new shots of Linnocent going in or out of her court-ordered community service. Is she wearing a bra this time? I can?t tell. I?m not even sure she owns a bra. She probably can?t afford one, right? She blows all of her hooker money on tequila and blow?? Allegedly.

Anyway, you know how Linnocent is going to be working with John Travolta on the Gotti movie? Well, there have been rumors that the Church of Scientology is trying to ?get? Linnocent. This would be an interesting ?get? for Xenu, but how in the world do you indoctrinate a delusional, narcissistic, crackheaded sociopath? You don?t. You can?t. Thus, Linnocent ran to TMZ to correct the record:

Lindsay Lohan is NOT joining the Church of Scientology ? TMZ has learned ? despite reports claiming John Travolta was trying to indoctrinate the actress into his religion.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress has no plans whatsoever to become a Scientologist ? she hasn?t taken any classes with the Church ? and hasn?t even been asked to visit by current members.

We?re told Lindsay has nothing against the Church ? but she was raised Catholic and plans to stay Catholic ? in fact, she remains an avid practitioner to this day.

It?s all in response to several reports on Friday ? that Lindsay made inroads with the Church of Scientology under the guidance of ?Gotti? co-star John Travolta ? but it just ain?t true.

[From TMZ]

Hahahaha, an ?avid practitioner? of Catholicism. Meaning this, I suppose:

Or this:

Yeah. So devout. Jesus is all, ?Ugh, this bitch.?

In other Linnocent news, a few days ago, TMZ ?broke the story? that Paris Hilton ?dropped the hammer? on Linnocent. Except that TMZ totally blew the whole thing out of proportion, and it?s basically like TMZ is just the girl in middle school who loves to tell everybody about how her friend Paris said this and that about her friend Lindsay and, like, OMG! Anyway, Paris was doing charity work at some homeless shelter, and a homeless woman asked for Paris?s earrings. Paris took them off and gave the earrings to the lady, who in turn asked Paris ?Lindsay, why aren?t you in rehab?? Paris says - in voice over (because this was all part of her reality show) - that if she was Lindsay, she would be stealing the earrings, not giving them away. Um? yeah. Burn? Anyway, Linnocent was all ?OMG, that?s SO MEAN!? and Paris went to TMZ and said ?I apologize to Lindsay for the comment that I made. I was joking around but it was thoughtless and unnecessary. I am reaching out to Lindsay so I can tell her myself.? Snore.

Photos courtesy of Fame & Purple Magazine.

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